Post by katryna on Aug 1, 2004 0:12:42 GMT -5
I thought this was hilariously funny when I read it a while back...but I thought i'd share it with you guys. Its from a site called www.kidsinmind.com. basically, it rates movie on the level of violence, sexuality and coarse language it has for parents to use as a guideline as to what they let their kids watch. i don't know about you, but i think that if my any parent spends that much time worrying about every single film their kids watch, and only let them watch things that are appropriate by this sites rating, their kids are living WAAAAY too sheltered lives!
here's a bit of it, but you can read more at www.kidsinmind.com/n/notebook.htm
SEX/NUDITY 6 - A man and a woman kiss, they take off their clothes (we see her bare breasts, bare back and part of her bare buttocks, and his bare chest), they kiss and moan, he takes off her stockings, they moan and thrust and we hear them climax. A young woman unbuttons her dress and takes it off (we see her in a bra and pettipants), a young man standing across from her takes off his shirt and pants (we see him bare-chested with boxer shorts), she removes her bra and he removes his underwear (we do not see them below the shoulders), they look at each other, they kiss, lie back on the floor, kiss and breathe heavily. A man and a woman are shown in bed together (he's bare-chested), she gets up from bed and we see her bare back and the side of her bare breast (they presumably have had sex). A young man and a young woman kiss in a car, she climbs on top of him, and they kiss again. A young man and a young woman kiss and the young woman asks the young man to "make love" to her. A woman says to a man "let's do it again" after they have had sex. A young man and a young woman kiss, and he touches her clothed breast. A young man and a young woman kiss for an extended period in a movie theater. A young woman jumps into a young man's arms, wraps her legs around his waist and they kiss. A young woman jumps into a young man's arms and they kiss. A young man and a young woman kiss. A man and a woman kiss and hold each other a few times. A young woman shoves an ice cream cone into a young man's face then licks and kisses his face to get the ice cream off. A man and a woman dance, he dips her, her skirts flips up and we see part of her undergarment. A young man and a young woman dance, he dips her, they hold each other close and touch cheeks. A woman sits nude on a porch painting (we see her bare back and her bare breast). We see a roomful of nude young men during a physical exam for the army (bare buttocks, backs, chests and legs and they all have their hands over their private parts). A young man takes off his shirt (we see him bare-chested) and jumps in water, and a young woman jumps in while clothed. A young woman unbuckles a young man's pants and lets his pants fall down around his ankles and his boxer shorts are exposed (he's hanging from a bar on a Ferris wheel high in the air). A young woman's dress hangs open and reveals her bare thighs. Women wear low-cut evening gowns revealing cleavage and bare shoulders and backs. Young women wear swimsuits that reveal cleavage, bare abdomens and thighs and young men wear swimsuits that reveal bare chests. Young women wear low-cut, short tops that reveal cleavage and bare abdomens, and short shorts that reveal bare thighs.
here's a bit of it, but you can read more at www.kidsinmind.com/n/notebook.htm
SEX/NUDITY 6 - A man and a woman kiss, they take off their clothes (we see her bare breasts, bare back and part of her bare buttocks, and his bare chest), they kiss and moan, he takes off her stockings, they moan and thrust and we hear them climax. A young woman unbuttons her dress and takes it off (we see her in a bra and pettipants), a young man standing across from her takes off his shirt and pants (we see him bare-chested with boxer shorts), she removes her bra and he removes his underwear (we do not see them below the shoulders), they look at each other, they kiss, lie back on the floor, kiss and breathe heavily. A man and a woman are shown in bed together (he's bare-chested), she gets up from bed and we see her bare back and the side of her bare breast (they presumably have had sex). A young man and a young woman kiss in a car, she climbs on top of him, and they kiss again. A young man and a young woman kiss and the young woman asks the young man to "make love" to her. A woman says to a man "let's do it again" after they have had sex. A young man and a young woman kiss, and he touches her clothed breast. A young man and a young woman kiss for an extended period in a movie theater. A young woman jumps into a young man's arms, wraps her legs around his waist and they kiss. A young woman jumps into a young man's arms and they kiss. A young man and a young woman kiss. A man and a woman kiss and hold each other a few times. A young woman shoves an ice cream cone into a young man's face then licks and kisses his face to get the ice cream off. A man and a woman dance, he dips her, her skirts flips up and we see part of her undergarment. A young man and a young woman dance, he dips her, they hold each other close and touch cheeks. A woman sits nude on a porch painting (we see her bare back and her bare breast). We see a roomful of nude young men during a physical exam for the army (bare buttocks, backs, chests and legs and they all have their hands over their private parts). A young man takes off his shirt (we see him bare-chested) and jumps in water, and a young woman jumps in while clothed. A young woman unbuckles a young man's pants and lets his pants fall down around his ankles and his boxer shorts are exposed (he's hanging from a bar on a Ferris wheel high in the air). A young woman's dress hangs open and reveals her bare thighs. Women wear low-cut evening gowns revealing cleavage and bare shoulders and backs. Young women wear swimsuits that reveal cleavage, bare abdomens and thighs and young men wear swimsuits that reveal bare chests. Young women wear low-cut, short tops that reveal cleavage and bare abdomens, and short shorts that reveal bare thighs.
